and soon all those around
will warm up in its glowing
Saturday, September 26, 2009 2:34 pm
YO YO YO!!!!!
EOYs stress getting to you? Find yourself tearing your hair out at every turn? See a monster with panda eyes staring back at you in the mirror? Never fear! In this issue of S.U.A.T (Surviving Unusual Adversities- Tips!), we show YOU how to chill out like you've never chilled out before!!!!
Tip #1: Zen fashionably with Nature. Get in touch with your inner Zen master while keeping a celeb-cool pose at the same time. Directions: Find a window with a nice view, drag a comfy chair next to it and then sit down and start to sleep. Remember to cross your arms and lower your head. For optimum visual appeal, choose a room with dim lighting. the natural light from the window will shine down upon you and bring out that "i-always-look-good-no-matter-what-i-do" feeling. Tip #2: Best buds for life! Buddy up with a buddy and have a buddyin' good time! Directions: Find a buddy and (what else) buddy up together! Of course, ensure that your buddy actually WANTS to buddy with you, if not the two of you will make a very... imbalanced picture.
Tip #3: Head-to-knee talk. Perfect for whenever your head wishes to connect with your knees. Improves general relationship between upper and lower body. Directions: Find a good chair, bring your knees up to chest, and then bury your head in them. For added security, wrap arms around knees. Our friendly police force would like to add that while doing this activity, all personal items should be kept securely, and reinforce their point about low crime not equating to no crime. We'd also like to add that it is unwise to do this in public, as you will bear striking resemblance to an emo little kid.
Tip #4: the good ol' Slump. Can be done anywhere, anytime. Provided you have good support. Directions: Find a table and a chair. Sit down in the chair, cross your arms on the table, and rest your forehead upon your arms. You may have to experiment a few times before you find the most ocmfortable degree at which to slump. It is recommended that you do not slump amidst crockery, if not you will resemble a homeless hobo instead of a merely tired soul.
Tip #5: Bowl Buddies! Satisfy your hunger for food and friendship at the same time! Directions: Get a bowl of dessert and a buddy. Sit down opposite each other, place the bowl between and equip yourselves with spoons each. Then, start taking turns to eat from the bowl. The duration depends on how much stress you need to get rid of. We suggest an iced dessert to douse your inner fire, especially if you're a hormonally-imbalanced teen fighting to survive through the EOYs. The dessert is best enjoyed when coupled together with looks of bliss and appreciation. Tip #6: Be blessed by Sia-Susu, the Genie in the Bowl. Directions: Take a trip down to the kopitiam at Central. You will find the Genie in a random corner. The genie is generally kind and friendly, however you might wish to consider bringing along offerings of tempura or a drink. There is after all, no free lunch in the world.
The six tips we have provided above may not work for everyone. We encourage readers to find out their own ways of de-stressing. To contribute your own tips, email them to blooper@bloop.conn or dial 1900-BLO-OOOP.
2:19 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIAO EN! (:
haha :P our dear CL is 16! (: haha. and yes, i remembered your birthday! :D
Thursday, September 24, 2009 4:52 pm
Hello!
I'll tell you the results of the survey when more people have done it! (: 16 people have done it so far! :D
~Pei Ling
Batch dinner/ lunch with Guiders!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009 7:50 pm
Hello!
Please help to fill in this survey! (: So, we can finally have a batch outing! :D
Batch lunch next Tuesday at the area where everyone can see us ^^
Bloop!
I like the flowers :)
Tuesday, September 08, 2009 9:37 pm
A guides song (a children's song too i think) that will brighten up your day :D
xinyun ♥
Edit by Claire: Hello guys , if I am correct this is our 200th post! in a total of 34 months.
Yay~ That makes about...
70.6 posts per year 5.88 posts per month 1.47 posts per week 0.210 post per day^^ All to 3 significant figures.
'Spread the MUSH ♪♥♫
Friday, September 04, 2009 2:19 am
BLAST FROM THE PAST
HELLO WORLD (: THESE ARE ANCIENT PHOTOS DUG UP FROM THE RUINS OF A FORGOTTEN PAST. PLEASE BE PREPARED TO SEE UNGLAM PHOTOS OF YOURSELF O: WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
AND EHHHHHHHHHHH I FOUND SUPER DEMURE-LOOKING PHOTOS OF MYSELF HAHAHHAHAAHAH OMG.
Now we know that Chinwen's always taken a liking to the camera since young - -" Never change one, you!
THINKING DAY RALLY PERFORMANCE Ohman, those days... )':
Us! Us! Us! :D
O: Chin, remember?
Sarah you look like a xiao peng you! O:
2:02 am
MORE BLASTS FROM THE PAST
Both of them haven't changed a bit. O: Ling you look exactly the same please!
Omg I remember this man. G-U-I-D-E-S. 'Twas an epic failure, seriously. Oh Chinwen, I remember seeing you that day and thinking to myself, "She's so weird! Who wears Mary-janes to the beach?!" Hahahahah ohman! :D
Kakay.... Almost there.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT WANNQIN PLEASE.
No change. No fun one - -"
HI WORLD WE BOTH LOOKED SO DEMURE!!! I AM SHOCKED AT MY OWN DEMURE-ITY. Aiyah but then again I still am 8) Omg June your cheeks've got the healthy pink glow lah! Totally man. Omg we rock.
Yes, we are (: (Sorry can I divert your attention to Wannqin again - -" Classic.)
When they were our FCs (: Remember the funny voice-recording bear thing? Ohman! :D
Pooooof, and here we are now (: Gone too soon. That's all the photos 'Ve got from our younger days. ): Wish we'd more stillshot memories of us in our Sec 1 & 2 days ):
Hey, thanks for being my batchmates (: I mean it.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009 7:55 am
Teachers' Day Presents for our beloved Guiders!
Sewn by Chinwen, Claire, Sarah and Pei Ling (:
Edit by Claire: Can you guys guess who did which? (No prizes for the winners :P unless I happen to be feeling really generous... Hmm)
Oh and here is a friendly nudge to tell you to read Suat's post about our dearest Wanda (scroll down^^) if you haven't.
us.
Nanyang Guides Batch '06
We are Seniors as of 2009.
1) A bunch of 26 happy people (:
2) No need for fancy toys, leave us on our own and we'll occupy ourselves all day long.
3) Twenty-six is a big number and all of us are really really different, but it is being different that makes us all the more special.
4) We make mistakes, but we learn from them; we aren't perfect, but we promise you we'll give you our best.
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